"-I thought he was showing her his new weapon?
-You mean …showing her his gun? Gig!
-Ugh…"
"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles."
Audrey Hepburn - I love this.
Thank you, Canada Post.
Thank you Canada Post for returning my assignment two weeks after I mailed it with a “Insufficient Postage” thing on it. I am 8 cents short… due to the dimensions of the letter (the same as it always is) and the location (I’ve mailed to profs in the Kooteneys with that amount of postage and that size of letter, but okay.) Thank you for making my assignment completely late.
You have no idea how appreciative I am of your suckiness.
Canada Post, you can suck it thrice.
To go commando, or to not go commando? This is the REAL question about life…
"You put more thought and effort into your shoes than you do your relationships…"
Kirbee about me, Winter 2009.
Humans Could Learn…
List 3 things humans could learn from animals.
1. Dogs. They don’t hold grudges or judge you by your jeans.
2. Lions. A great example of how it really takes a village to raise a child.
3. Birds. Males are often the colorful, “flashy” ones, hopping around trying to catch the females’ attention, not the other way around. I mean, who usually comes to the bar to dance, and who shows up to get laid?
